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04:32:25ToddlerWithABeard:

She definitely doesn't have any 9v batteries.

04:27:57ToddlerWithABeard:

Banging your head on things is such childish behavior. It's one of the things you teach your toddlers not to do.

04:24:26ToddlerWithABeard:

I think ******* is illegal in most states

03:50:22ToddlerWithABeard:

All the weight she gained was from the bologna sandwiches in jail

01:45:38ToddlerWithABeard:

The 1.5M views are from all of the streamers copying your style

01:35:40ToddlerWithABeard:

The oak tree at my house has dropped so much pollen it's like 2 inches deep.

I'd love to see them yelling "DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEM!"

Absolutely you should

07:01:53ToddlerWithABeard:

I hope goth Velma drops something. Bad girls bend at the waist.

07:00:58ToddlerWithABeard:

That dude looks like he crawled out of the tv screen while they were watching a 70s p0rn0

06:59:38ToddlerWithABeard:

@Jabronzzi No glaucoma or cataracts. Her mind is still sharp too, just her body is failing her. My lab mix that is 6 months older than her is healthy as a horse, but her mind is going. We moved about 3 years ago and she just walks around like she doesn't recognize where she is.

06:56:36ToddlerWithABeard:

Anyway, I guess I'll be putting off my cam phaser replacement for a bit until I can replenish my emergency funds.

06:55:56ToddlerWithABeard:

@Jabronzzi Yeah, she's pretty much deaf too. The only thing she can hear is if we clap. We've developed a dog/human sign language, but that breed is so tough they don't show pain until it's almost too late to fix.

06:54:24ToddlerWithABeard:

I'm fixing to try to find edibles for my dog to see if that will help her feel less pain.

06:53:30ToddlerWithABeard:

@Anejodave1976 Unfortunately no. She has to be on a low fat diet.

06:52:54ToddlerWithABeard:

$50 for a 6 lb bag of food.

06:52:39ToddlerWithABeard:

My 14 year old pitbull peed on the floor last night and there was blood in her pee. Luckily we know the vet personally so she squeezed her in. My pitty has pancreatitis and her kidneys are in rough shape. She's going on a special diet and has meds for the rest of her natural life now.

06:51:14ToddlerWithABeard:

I'm back, boys. I've been at the Veterinarian's office since 9:00 central time.

You sound like me after the gym. I'm tired and my arms hurt.

05:24:00ToddlerWithABeard:

Would it be wrong to report my annoying coworker's phone number as spam?