Women wear makeup to look better already; men should just switch it up and use makeup to look worse. Use makeup to put cuts and bruises on their faces
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The stunlock is when you find out you can get the girl without buying her a drink
He was on the Whatever Podcast with Brittany
Plenty of situations where I thought I'd get fired, but being myself served me well
Not true; when I did work a 9-5, I was the only person was able to roast my boss because I didn't give a fuck about trying to be someone fake
Retardmaxxed the stream title
People out here taking a bunch of temporary buffs with no bosses to fight
I have never had a problem keeping up with people I knew who were on modafinil or adderall
It's an iq check, lol
He just had a blue tongue and acted goofy
I knew a guy who was eating the blue dye, and I never got the sense that it made him any smarter
Maybe there's something to that
They do say your inner child makes you closer to God
Blast bald eagle noises at 5:30am
Never getting tattoos or piercings. No graffiti is allowed on landmark buildings
I wish my body was less dense sometimes; I have to work harder to swim
My father had three sons, no daughters
Brock Lesnar's daughter, who's basically female Brock Lesnar
Derrick never has to work another day in his life
@MicolashCage Brutal