My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just swam for the surface.
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Why is Spider-Man so quick to respond to texts? Because with great power comes great response ability.

that was a pretty deep joke.
Why is Spider-Man so quick to respond to texts? Because with great power comes great response ability.

Why is Spider-Man so quick to respond to texts? Because with great power comes great response ability.

Why is Spider-Man so quick to respond to texts? Because with great power comes great response ability.
the new super mario bros movie was fun i thought my daughter liked it and that is all that matters to me
that is what she said
have yall tried knossos gyros yet chubz?

Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest? Authorities just found Himalayan there.

Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest? Authorities just found Himalayan there.

Had my patience tested last week. Came back negative.
Had my patience tested last week. Came back negative.
Had my patience tested last week. Came back negative.
I had a neck brace fitted weeks ago and I haven’t looked back since.

I had a neck brace fitted weeks ago and I haven’t looked back since.
I had a neck brace fitted weeks ago and I haven’t looked back since.
fucking hackers!
i am so fucking funny
What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year? A trophy.