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MC_Hammercat

Nicky, in your dm's, is that a culprit you know?

MC_Hammercat

There is a woman selling batteries in te park. That's right. She sells C cells down by the see saw

MC_Hammercat

My wife is SO negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller AND the diaper bag and yet, all she can talk about is how i forgot the baby

MC_Hammercat

Passed out drunk ;)

MC_Hammercat

Saltine crackers goes great with your mimosa

MC_Hammercat

Since noon... OH, you mean Nicky. ALso since noon

MC_Hammercat

And now she is chugging a mimosa live on stream

MC_Hammercat

C or si ?

MC_Hammercat

You tell me, im not murican nor engwish

MC_Hammercat

To all y'all engwish speaking peope. riddle me this. Is the letter S or the letter C silent in the word scent?

MC_Hammercat

You REMEMBER THEM ??????????????

MC_Hammercat

So today i was making an omelette, and then i flipped it, and now im making scrambled eggs

MC_Hammercat

You know the saying, you NEVER trust a skinny cook, nor a skinny ice cream scooper

MC_Hammercat

Has Nicky been drunk for 2 hours playing this game today?

MC_Hammercat

What i say: I took a massive dump just now. What LinkedIn translated it to: I just succesfully completed a high volume output optimization session. It's all about streamlining processes and making room for the next big challenge. #Efficiency #GrowthMindset #ProductivityHacks

MC_Hammercat

I am ALWAYS getting called out here. I feel like Gore

MC_Hammercat

Did you mean, you had to take a medium shit today instead of a large?

MC_Hammercat

I used to be a heavy drinker, but then i lost some weight

MC_Hammercat

Did you know that Chuck Norris was a pallbearer at his own funeral? RIP a legend

MC_Hammercat

I was out walking the dogs today and somone asked me if they were Jack Russels, and i replied, "No, they are mine"