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Big ups boss man.m

Thats 3 hatties

Holy fuck

To be fair its an open platform. You do whats best for you Guv.

A lot of people jump on sundays… Do friday

Friday stream is perfect

I haven’t showered yet… Lowkey love the peeling the dried bits of shit off my tits

Guv that loss may have been bad… But the other night i had a ladyboy “accidentally” shit on my chest… Pretty fucking rough if you ask me

I’ll pay a grand to blow guv

I will drink a pint from your taint guv

Guv i keep sitting on my leather couch in the nude and now i have a permanent outline of my sack on the cushion… Any tips on cleaning it?

Guv hitting harder than Chris Brown out here tonight

Guv loves a minor

You make me bigger guv

If you put peanut butter on your balls and expose yourself to said dog… Are you letting the dog lick your balls or are you making it lick your balls? Does the dog know its wrong but it simply can’t resist?

Pigeons can’t burp. You need to feed them bread soaked in bi-carb soda and watch them blow up.

Guv your stomach giving you grief? Give me a call baby i’ll rearrange your insides and sort you out.

Guv i want you draggin your tiger across my face

Guv if i pour a shot in my foreskin would you have a cheeky suckle?

I was fucking a downy chick and asked to finish in her mouth. She said no so i busted on the window and let nature run its course…