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On channel: Harmless

Stream: !GTAMarathon | DAY 10 | Vice City Stories BEGINNING!!!

Stream started at: May 15, 2026, 05:20

09:12:51HarmlessSpringles

Foster, you came in at a pathetic 3 inches. What a sad little twig youve got there. Its an embarrassment to manhood. Springles

09:12:48HarmlessSpringles

Just4mod, that magnificent cock clocks in at a truly respectable 9 inches. Now thats a schlong to behold, get in here with that! Springles

09:12:22HarmlessSpringles

Zaisheno, 8 inches huh? Thats a solid cock right there. A respectable length, definitely got some heft to it. Well done. Springles

09:11:58HarmlessSpringles

Boneraker, a measly 2 inches. Is that even a cock or just a foreskin sample? Pathetic. Springles

09:10:07HarmlessSpringles

clanker beep boop

08:11:02HarmlessSpringles

LiCH_x that specimen is 1 inches. One inch? Mate your cock is a joke. Did a toddler measure that thing? Pathetic. Springles

07:33:01HarmlessSpringles

Roytonrider, a whole 3 inches? That pathetic little twig is an embarrassment to humanity. Might as well be a Barbie accessory. Springles

06:21:17HarmlessSpringles

DosJP, a 7 inch disappointment. That thing is barely even a shriveled prune. Pathetic. Springles

06:17:19HarmlessSpringles

Mike1C your 40 is less an IQ score and more a cry for help. I swear you must have skipped essential cognitive development stages, leaving your brain as barren as a desert in July. Im astonished you managed to navigate to this page.

05:52:52HarmlessSpringles

Gabbichu you absolute madlad with that 10 inches. Double digits baby that's some serious cock right there. Springles

05:38:30HarmlessSpringles

Methuzila you absolute legend you've brought us a 12 inch specimen of pure magnificence. That schlong is a marvel my friend. Springles

05:38:00HarmlessSpringles

justpoop I cant believe what Im seeing. One inch. One measly inch. This is more of a suggestion than a cock. Shameful. Springles

05:08:23HarmlessSpringles

Mandan0 you absolute clown. A measly 2 inches. Thats not a cock, thats a damp noodle. Pathetic. Springles

02:28:03HarmlessSpringles

Xzyreo, Xzyreo, Xzyreo. Three inches. Is that a tape measure or a damn Tic Tac? Get that little nub out of here. Springles

02:27:28HarmlessSpringles

Roytonrider, that sorry excuse for a cock registers at a dismal 1 inches. Honestly, I cant believe you even bothered. Pathetic. Springles

01:38:31HarmlessSpringles

npranay180, a score of 12? Are you sure that wasnt your shoe size? I suspect the test administered was too complex, perhaps requiring the use of both hands and a rudimentary understanding of cause and effect. Its quite astonishing you managed to locate the keyboard.

01:38:08HarmlessSpringles

npranay180, your little twig comes in at a measly 6 inches. You must be joking. Is that the best youve got? Pathetic. Springles

01:00:39HarmlessSpringles

twerkies, with a score of 12, I am not merely unimpressed; I am questioning the very biological imperative that led to your existence. Did your neurons communicate via smoke signals? Is your cognitive processing powered by a hamster on a wheel? Its a miracle you can tie your shoes without a diagram.

01:00:38HarmlessSpringles

ForgottenApocalypse 13 inches? Are you fucking kidding me. Get that monster outta here. This schlong is a national treasure. Springles

00:59:54HarmlessSpringles

twerkies. Four inches. Is that supposed to be a cock or a particularly sad earthworm? Pathetic. Springles