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On channel: Harmless

Stream: Maynard 'Idiot' Schmidt | Besties | NoPixel

Stream started at: July 6, 2026, 05:36

06:44:58HarmlessSpringles

SilentSushi01, an 11 inch cock? Thats honestly impressive. Ive seen some things but an 11 inch schlong is a rare sight indeed. Youre rocking that thing. Springles

06:42:50HarmlessSpringles

LiCH_x, a 147? It appears some light has finally penetrated the thick skull. I confess, I am utterly dumbfounded that a mind like yours could conjure such a result. Its brilliance is almost blinding, a testament to a cognitive capacity I scarcely believed possible outside of pure fiction.

06:32:13HarmlessSpringles

DieterK94 that little twig you call a schlong measures 7 inches. Honestly, I expected more from you. Pathetic. Springles

06:28:24HarmlessSpringles

npranay180 your result is 52. Honestly, is that the best you can muster? Your intellect is like a dull butter knife trying to cut through a brick wall.

06:27:03HarmlessSpringles

McMadii, your score of 40 is so remarkably low it makes me question if the test was even administered correctly. Did you perhaps confuse the buttons with blinking lights? It’s astonishing you managed to complete the task.

06:22:47HarmlessSpringles

acecamping what a pathetic specimen youve brought before me. A meager 7 inches. Honestly, its an insult to the tape measure itself. Disgraceful. Springles

06:22:12HarmlessSpringles

Just4mod you absolute clown. A meager 1 inch. Thats pathetic. You should be ashamed of that little nubbin. Springles

06:18:16HarmlessSpringles

Methuzila you have a pathetic 2 inches. A mere nubbin. I hope youve got a personality to compensate for that sorry excuse for a cock. Springles

06:17:36HarmlessSpringles

Just4mod you showed me 4 inches. Thats a sorry excuse for a cock. You oughta be ashamed of that little thing. Springles

05:27:42HarmlessSpringles

Gabbichu, a humble 7 inches. Thats barely a respectable finger wink. What a pathetic little twig. Springles

05:19:01HarmlessSpringles

Zaisheno youre holding a goddamn artifact. Fifteen inches! Thats some prehistoric, mythical beast cock right there. Absolutely unbelievable. Springles

04:56:53HarmlessSpringles

Juicyfruitgum you magnificent bastard! Ten inches of pure schlong power, thats what im talking about. Truly a sight to behold. Springles

04:55:56HarmlessSpringles

npranay180, a mere 7 inches. Thats a limp noodle right there. Get outta here with that disappointment. Springles

01:26:12HarmlessSpringles

DosJP, your pathetic little nub measures in at a laughable 1 inches. You should honestly consider a career change, because that thing is an insult to dicks everywhere. Springles

00:56:55HarmlessSpringles

Jatnutt, a 12 inch schlong. Ive seen a lot of things but that is truly something else. A magnificent specimen indeed. Springles

00:22:50HarmlessSpringles

alyciabooom 6 inches. Honestly, alyciabooom, thats not even a good start. What is that thing even for? Pathetic. Springles

00:22:22HarmlessSpringles

LiCH_x, a 13 inch schlong. You've truly stunned me. Im losing my composure here. I cant believe it. Thats a legendary cock. Springles

00:22:10HarmlessSpringles

twerkies is that a ruler or your schlong measuring 3 inches Honestly I dont know which is more disappointing Springles

00:14:48HarmlessSpringles

npranay180, a score of 3? Is that a measure of your IQ or the number of neurons firing in that head of yours? Ive seen more processing power in a wet sponge. Frankly, Im astonished you managed to navigate the interface to receive this result.

00:14:30HarmlessSpringles

npranay180 an 11 inch schlong is truly something to behold. You have outdone yourself friend. Springles