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On channel: Philion

Stream: Esoteric Elite Terra-Chad

Stream started at: April 21, 2026, 15:19

06:06:06flatpump

idk like the little circles and shit

06:00:23flatpump

i need a leash. i feel like the chimpanzee at the zoo and they left the cage open.

05:58:03flatpump

ill sick my dog on you @0p3r4tor

05:53:40flatpump

whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword hasn’t seen my 20$ ali-express conference microphone

05:51:43flatpump

bro i’ve killed more people in tarkov with the voice chat than anything else

05:50:43flatpump

ps5 controller is gucci bro

05:49:42flatpump

I mean people weren’t flying around the map and shit… sometimes people would get ridiculous headshots… but then sometimes people were really good… i’ve seen people cheating get fucked up tho purely from tactics… but I play oceania servers….

05:43:26flatpump

05:42:24flatpump

I’ve no idea, haven’t played it in a while

05:37:23flatpump

hey mum look i’m in the chat of jesus on tv! i’m gay! hey mum!

05:35:15flatpump

@moon i’m trying to do this on ipad and there’s no shot

05:32:22flatpump

@halen they got that figured out… they do the waves thing with wipes.. you can ‘start late in wipe’ when all the pro’s have left and shit like that… a lot more quiet… then get a surge of activity…

05:24:19flatpump

and there isn’t some fuckin flick based/brain-hand optimised shit … that you can only be good at if you no life/are 15

05:23:15flatpump

yeah you just get domed. you CAN use real tactics, so people get unrealistically good, because some people are just built different…

05:21:26flatpump

especially if you dump on people and get out with shit

05:20:42flatpump

05:20:30flatpump

cause I’ve got fucked up hands from labour, this would be mint, cause I suck ass with controller

05:19:17flatpump

why is this apparently better with controller?

05:11:23flatpump

i thought bro was playing a tutorial

05:11:07flatpump