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06:58:47Bereg0nd:

W Mummy reference

06:53:54Bereg0nd:

Well maybe I'll meet him half way in Colorado or something. Not the homeless/furry-infested urban parts though.

06:50:36Bereg0nd:

"Wait, come back. I worry what you heard just now was 'Give me a lot of eggs and bacon.' What I said was "Give me all. the eggs. and bacon. you have.' "

06:45:26Bereg0nd:

"...skim milk, which is just water that's LYING ABOUT BEING MILK!"

06:42:22Bereg0nd:

Only ever did consistent weekends when I delivered for Domino's, yuck.

06:39:03Bereg0nd:

Nick Offerman and his wife are SO funny together

06:38:42Bereg0nd:

Dude the Tammy drama episodes were PEAK😂

06:38:22Bereg0nd:

"I've been sending hate-letters to vegan food trucks around town. What are they gonna do, punch me? * laughs through mustache. They're basically made of glass."

06:23:21Bereg0nd:

W Christian

06:16:06Bereg0nd:

Enjoying then all is definitely better than having difficulty enjoying certain ones. I've always loves pull-ups.

06:05:33Bereg0nd:

I sent you a pic of the Ramen I've been cooking lol

05:51:08Bereg0nd:

Shorty, that absolute creature.

05:48:38Bereg0nd:

Boone! I LOVE YOU!

05:36:18Bereg0nd:

"Quick, put 'im in a wrap!"😂

05:35:58Bereg0nd:

Actually Uncle John really loves Lamb Meat a lot too

05:35:10Bereg0nd:

👀

05:20:21Bereg0nd:

I'm cutting some chuck steams into a Ramen with Serranos and a few bioled eggs right now.

05:18:23Bereg0nd:

"Haddocks" looks pretty big actually

05:17:48Bereg0nd:

Niel Mc-Donuh

05:10:51Bereg0nd:

"Some meat pies" Reminds me of Fable 2