12AM_IraqHasWMDs chat messages & community feed

01:37:1712AM_IraqHasWMDs:

ALL THE COOL CATS AND KITTENS ARE PLAYING IT

01:36:5512AM_IraqHasWMDs:

what if you played some crimson desert? ever think of that? hm?

01:35:3312AM_IraqHasWMDs:

time to play some half sword

01:34:2412AM_IraqHasWMDs:

!tts dereks cheeks are egg shaped from all the sunning he's been doing

01:32:3712AM_IraqHasWMDs:

that may be a possible symptom, but that's not a rule lol i've had sensitive teeth for years and was literally JUST at the dentist, with zero cavities

01:31:1412AM_IraqHasWMDs:

can you open a bottle by slamming it against a table and breaking the whole thing?

01:30:3212AM_IraqHasWMDs:

i have sensitive teeth and have never had a cavity

01:29:0112AM_IraqHasWMDs:

if you choose on ice i should legally be allowed to tase you

01:28:3412AM_IraqHasWMDs:

all my homies hate crushed ice

01:28:2712AM_IraqHasWMDs:

MY MAN

01:28:1612AM_IraqHasWMDs:

derek do you prefer crushed ice or whole ice?

01:27:3812AM_IraqHasWMDs:

jake like "hey bro can you watch this documentary about this meme real quick pls"

01:26:3112AM_IraqHasWMDs:

!tts Son, we live in a world that has poop, and that poop has to be disposed of by men with trucks. Who's gonna do it? You? You, twitch chatter?. I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the environment, and you curse the poop-dumper. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that dumping that poop, while tragic, probably saved money; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money.

01:11:0312AM_IraqHasWMDs:

!tts mount me on the wall like taxidermy, fuck it

01:08:2312AM_IraqHasWMDs:

i told annie if i die before her, just yeet my body in the nearest river and shoot a burning arrow at me

01:04:1912AM_IraqHasWMDs:

!tts with how many times my identities been stolen i dont care anymore. here's a pic of my toes

01:03:1312AM_IraqHasWMDs:

look at me. i am the captain now

00:59:3812AM_IraqHasWMDs:

!tts good morning, is this your official announcement for your return to facebooks new gaming platform?

06:28:3912AM_IraqHasWMDs:

it's inside the simulator room still

05:13:5312AM_IraqHasWMDs:

knowing josiah, i'd say he's more of a sriracha